Friday, August 29, 2008

The Feline Code of Conduct

Always give generously. A small bird or rodent left on the bed tells them, "I care".

Climb your way to the top. That's why the drapes are there.

Curiosity never killed anything except a few hours.

Make your mark in the world. Or at least spray in each corner.

Never sleep alone when you can sleep on someone's face.

Life is hard, then you nap.